by optic_fuel August 27, 2008
Get the Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)mug. It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
Get the Masturbatory personality disordermug. When you take a break from whatever you're doing to masturbate, most often pausing whatever is being watched on Netflix (alternatively trying to squeeze in a session while the video is buffering).
I was watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix and i managed to catch a masturbatory break because my WiFi sucks.
by Toblucz December 5, 2016
Get the Masturbatory breakmug. by Made by a moron April 19, 2021
Get the Masturbatory Systemmug. by phdeed2015 February 11, 2021
Get the masturbatorymug. Characterized by an unpleasant or disagreeable quality; creating a sense of general discontent or dissatisfaction.
The group of people wearing yellow suits were masturbatory, their presence making the entire event feel off-putting and uncomfortable.
by CoochieLver69 December 24, 2024
Get the Masturbatorymug. Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.
Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.
by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023
Get the Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)mug.