On a sports team, the daddy mascot is the oldest man on the team. The daddy mascot was once a strong player but now the team has better players, thus the daddy mascot is still on the team but plays less and cheers from the bench usually
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Get the boat mascot thingies mug.When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.
"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."
"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
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Get the Caravan Mascot mug.a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.
(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.
random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
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Get the crispy flower mascots mug.Orignially coined by femisist artist Carolee Schneemann in her autobiography. It was used to imply that you were only included as a woman in a male dominated environment because of your looks.
Today this word is the description of a woman who celebrates her reliance on her looks and sexuality in order to ascertain power.
Today this word is the description of a woman who celebrates her reliance on her looks and sexuality in order to ascertain power.
"You could be an artist, but you were really a kind of cunt-mascot." -Carolee Schneemann.
Modern example- Woman in corporate attire, with short skirt, cleavage busting and towering heels is introduced at a meeting by her male boss. "Harry, I'd like you to meet Bianca, she's our newest asset here at (insert business name)."
Modern example- Woman in corporate attire, with short skirt, cleavage busting and towering heels is introduced at a meeting by her male boss. "Harry, I'd like you to meet Bianca, she's our newest asset here at (insert business name)."
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