mathinator

1. The dude - Not sure what he really does, but he has his own desk and that's good enough to earn some respect.

2. Most likely to organize the Titty Club meeting.

Zach: ::rubbing himself:: What's all up in teh club?

by misterfred December 1, 2004

Martheena

Martheena is a Fabulous woman who loves all things pink. A true Fashionista!

Martheena's fashion sense is divine!

by LadyAgshire October 27, 2021

Martinated

The state of being insulted by someone named Martin

Ha! You just got martinated!

by UrbanThesaurusaurusRex October 18, 2019

Martina

She is a girl with curly hair, you might get lost in her eyes and her face is so beautiful and unique, like her. She will always be understanding towards you, you will be able to feel comfortable with her, in times of need she will help you whatever your condition will be, she is an angel fallen from heaven ready to always protect you

X: you're such a bad person

Me: thanks

X: aren't you angry?
Me: Martina taught me to believe in what I believe, and I am a good and kind person.

by little girl in love November 21, 2021

Mia Martina

Mia Martina (Martine Johnson) is a music artist from Saint-Ignace, New Brunswick, Canada. Her first single was Stereo Love (originally by Edward Maya and Vika Jigulina) in 2010. Her debut album Devotion was released in August 29, 2011. Her singles are Stereo Love (with Edward Maya), Latin Moon, Burning, Missing You, Go Crazy (feat. Adrian Sina), Heartbreaker, La La, and Danse (feat. Dev).

Person #1: Hey man!

Person #2: Hey.

Person #1: Are you listening to Starships by Nicki Minaj?

Person #2: No, I'm listening to Burning by Mia Martina.

by Are You Serious? February 27, 2014

Martina Navratilova

A lesbian czech american tennis player. She has won 18 gram slams. According to Wikipedia she made her debut in Communist Czechoslovakia at the the age of 15 in 1972. She defected to the United States in 1975 after participating in the US open. Shortly thereafter she came out publicly, an extraordinary act for the time period. She did so a week before she became a US citizen but given that she was a defector from a communist country she faced no "delays" in her acquiring of citizenship that one would expect from immigration officials at the time. She came out at the height of her career. She was clearly going through a remarkable change at this time. She was like, to hell with the communist AND the homophobic jerks. She treated both communism and homophobia with exactly the same level disdain. What made her impressive was the impossibility of criticizing her sexuality, communism AND homophobia be damned, she was not, as a gay communist dissident, going to hear BS about her sexual orientation.

Question posed by male Sportswriter: "Are your still lesbian?"

Martina Navratilova: "Are you still the alternative?"

by AAAA1 October 13, 2013

Martina

Funniest, craziest, and most goofy girl you will ever meet. Her curly hair and giant boobs will make you fall in love almost immediately. Her body is incredibly fit and her 6 pack will definitely make you pop a boner. And if you're lucky enough to sack her, she has amazing talent in the bed and can go forever. Her personality is like none other and when you take your gaze off her chest you'll see that her beauty is just as good.

Carlos: Dude, that Martina is so fine. What a rockin' body!
Nick: Man I know, I can't stop looking at her boobs.
Carlos: That Martina gives me such a hard on.

by cancansmelike March 7, 2014