Check the merchandise

To have sexual intercourse.

Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.

by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012

misplaced merchandise

(n.) Product(s) intentionally moved from one area of a store to another by a shopper with the purpose of making people laugh and/or smile.

Misplaced Merchandise includes, but not limited to, the following:

1. Putting the abominable snowman from the toy department on a box of Depends undergarments in the personal hygiene aisle.
2. Putting a banana from produce in the condom aisle.
3. Putting a bottle of Beano in the baked beans section.

by Misplaced Merchandise January 9, 2010

Blackout Merchandise

Whenever there is a Blackout, items such as T.V.'s. Stereos, Game Systems or anything stolen during the Blackout is considered Balckout Merchandise

Hey Steve, gotta come to my basement and see my new flat screen
Steve: Ah shit man that musta dug deep into your pocket
Rioter: Naw man its Blackout Merchandise from yesterday, My wife got a Wii!

by Steve to giant November 30, 2009

manchando

affectionate word for your dog!

awe i love my manchando, he is so fluffy.

by monster_me02 August 19, 2009

Marchaud

A very handsome well spoken friendly young man.

This Marchaud seems to be enjoying his beer a bit too much.

by SerialNumber November 20, 2021

merchandice

Gambling-related items for sale.

I assiduously maintain a sensible lifestyle, and totally shun any and all vices, so I never purchase any merchandice.

by QuacksO November 28, 2021

marciandi

A typical war criminal, but unlike other war criminals he is sexy.

Ohh no what did that marciandi do but he's so hot.

by Noobuhis March 11, 2022