manalapan

I live here and I hate everyone here. 45% of the town is made up of scene kids who think they're cool because they go to hot topic and think they can call people a trashy slut even though they are one, 45% of the town is guidos who're filthy rich, and 10% of the town are "uncool" because they don't go to the mall every weekend and beat kids up and deal drugs

Scene Kid on Facebook: Ugh everyone in manalapan is so fake and trashy, YOU WHORES! btw guyss hmu on fridday we're going to the mall to do lines of coke off each other's assesss gurlll!

Guidos: Yo bitch fight me nigga, meet me at the spray tan parlor at four pussyface

Regular kids: I hate this town

by ihatemanalapan March 15, 2011

manscape

when a guy shaves or trims his body hair to appear neat and well-groomed; especially the pubic region.

1. Dude, what happened to your chest hair? Did you manscape for your date last night?

2. I'm not going near that thing again unless you show me some manners and manscape!

by Scott W- August 24, 2008

Manscape

To shave or structure the excess pubic hair on a man's genitalia .

Your man: Suck it .

You: NO WAY DUDE ! Ew you look like a fucking gorilla, go manscape that shit ! Nasty !

by LivShootsPeople December 25, 2008

Manslaughter

Legal term relating to accidental death that is the direct fault of an individual or a group. Many murder charges in which the defendant will cop a plea end like this.

I didn't drive over those kids because I wanted to kill them. I thought kids were invincible!

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

manslaughter dick

Put a hit of lsd on the end of a condom just before insertion.

I asked her if I could fuck her brains out using the manslaughter dick

by ron smith August 28, 2005

Mansap

Another name for Utah Jazz rookie, Paul Millsap. Given the name because of his sticky hands, and his manliness.

Also another name for cum.

Mansap takes Kobe to the hole for two!

Paul blew his Mansap all over Kobe Bryants face.

by TroutBum April 2, 2007

manslaving

When a female under goes the process of making a man her bitch. Does not have to be in a sexual way.

"What do you gotta' do today?"
"Help my girlfriend move."
"She's totally manslaving you."

by Dryw October 24, 2004