by SparkyBaby July 23, 2008
When a man is behaving like he needs a tampon.
A man who is completely whipped by his missus.
A pussy.
A man who is completely whipped by his missus.
A pussy.
by LongSchlongKwong August 10, 2016
a tampon used by men who are pussy ass and drive rusty 79 berlinetta camaros and think they are the shiznit. also for the man who has had a rough night of anal lovin.
by mke ock December 16, 2003
For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.
"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"
by solaristrance April 20, 2015
A rolled up pair of bikini briefs or fashion briefs used to insert in the anus after anal intercourse. A manpon is meant to sop up any lube or spunk and enjoy a good naked all-male snuggle.
Adam and Steve had a romantic evening. After sex, Steve inserted a manpon so they could spoon without a wet spot on the bed. Adam needed to borrow a pair of briefs as a result.
by KilgoreTrout2019 January 27, 2024
A word to describe a coon when he starts to cry because his Minecraft girlfriend switched to ROBLOX but she was his long lost dad.
by The real manpon April 22, 2019
(verb) A soft filament such as cloth or more commonly toilet paper which is folded up and placed within the anal cavity to absorb seeping fecal matter.
by Webstors Dictionary February 19, 2016