man-jo-ri-ty; a place where there is more males than females or any other sex e.g. this place is a manjority
e.g. this place is a manjority
by mr chtselihg April 28, 2010
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by chocolate queef burger August 19, 2023
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Bro she’s hit as fuck but you gotta survive the pooj majooj
OH GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP NEVERMIND DONT STOP KEEP GOING EUUHHHH
OH GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP NEVERMIND DONT STOP KEEP GOING EUUHHHH
by Mr. Hallal August 19, 2023
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**A guy sits at a computer on Youtube while his friend pays little attention. **
((From the Speakers)): I'M FUCKING A UNICOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!
Guy #1: What the hell are you watching...?
Guy #2: Unicorn in C Major.
((From the Speakers)): I'M FUCKING A UNICOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!
Guy #1: What the hell are you watching...?
Guy #2: Unicorn in C Major.
by FritzTheCat420 August 25, 2012
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New Member: Why is the drum major such a jerk to everyone?
Veteran Member: I know he can be an arse sometimes, but he's just doing his job.
Director: Is the band ready to perform on Saturday?
Drum Major: Yes. We were having trouble with some of our sets and it was a bit difficult keeping everyone in time, but we tweaked a few things and we should be fine.
Band Member: Dude, what's your problem? You don't have to be rude about it, just loosen up.
Drum Major: Look, I know I can come across as a jerk, but it's frustrating when I tell you all to do something and you take advantage my patience and don't listen.
Veteran Member: I know he can be an arse sometimes, but he's just doing his job.
Director: Is the band ready to perform on Saturday?
Drum Major: Yes. We were having trouble with some of our sets and it was a bit difficult keeping everyone in time, but we tweaked a few things and we should be fine.
Band Member: Dude, what's your problem? You don't have to be rude about it, just loosen up.
Drum Major: Look, I know I can come across as a jerk, but it's frustrating when I tell you all to do something and you take advantage my patience and don't listen.
by der Oberst September 16, 2012
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- in 1992 he totally fucked the economy with the the ERM debacle;
- 1993 - 1997 he sort of stabilised the economy but no-one forgave him when it came to the next elextion;
- He had two schemes to try and take people's mind off what happened in 1992. The first was the so-called "Back to Basics" slogan, which led to every Tory who had ever had an affair being publically humiliated.
- The second idea was the Northern Ireland Peace Process, which involved releasing loads of IRA terrorists from jail, in return for which the IRA has not yet decommissioned one single firearm.
- On the plus side, he invented the National Lottery, and timed important international summit meetings to coincide with major rugby and cricket matches.
- in 1992 he totally fucked the economy with the the ERM debacle;
- 1993 - 1997 he sort of stabilised the economy but no-one forgave him when it came to the next elextion;
- He had two schemes to try and take people's mind off what happened in 1992. The first was the so-called "Back to Basics" slogan, which led to every Tory who had ever had an affair being publically humiliated.
- The second idea was the Northern Ireland Peace Process, which involved releasing loads of IRA terrorists from jail, in return for which the IRA has not yet decommissioned one single firearm.
- On the plus side, he invented the National Lottery, and timed important international summit meetings to coincide with major rugby and cricket matches.
Ah Mr Aherne! Why not fly over Saturday morning to have a summit on the Ulster problem. And then we can go to Twickers for the England/Ireland match in the afternoon.
by Dr Pinch April 8, 2005
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