Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.
Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
by JosefromdaHoods January 16, 2009
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by jclough03 September 28, 2021
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Originates from the word malakia, meaning masturbation or mistake.
Originates from the word malakia, meaning masturbation or mistake.
Example 1:
-ARE YOU MALAKAS? WHY DID YOU PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?
Example 2:
-What's up re malaka?
-Long time no see!
-ARE YOU MALAKAS? WHY DID YOU PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?
Example 2:
-What's up re malaka?
-Long time no see!
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