Hugh MacMaster has a penis so large, he has to use a custom made condom. when entering other countries he has to declare his penis as a weapon of mass destruction, currently enlisted in the army his penis is regarded as a nuclear bomb as when he spurts semen entire cities can be leveled by the sheer torrent of the semen.
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Get the God damn mahabee mug.A sweet loving girl who will care about anybody.But beware she has a fun little twist to her.Colorful and artistic.She will stand up for anybody.But has a scar of sadness and is mixed up with her emotions.But her beauty makes up for it all.Short also.
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Get the mahaila mug.A name for a sweet and loving significant other. One who genuinely cares for you and loves you. Typically something to call your significant other if you understand the filipino language as it means “love” in tagalog. Although they may annoy you and want to go bald you still love them fully.
You’ve been staring at me for a minute, mahal.
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Get the mahala mug.Maha is a feminine Arabic name which is very unique. It means the full moon and beautiful eyes. A Maha is always there to help people (e.g her friends) and never holds grudges. She’s a type of person who loves keeping track of her memories such as taking 100 selfies each day. Besides that, she’s a usually shy and quiet person but who falls in love with any guy regardless of his appearance. A Maha loves parties especially if it’s traditional. She’s never ashamed of herself and always has a positive attitude. When she’s upset, she covers it up so no one actually knows what’s happening. The most important thing that matters to a Maha is her family. Her family means everything to her particularly her mother as the bond is strong between them.
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Get the Maha mug.Magma shits is when you ate something very spicy the night before, usually Mexican food or Taco Bell, then when you shit the following morning you experience a violent version of diarrhea mimicking an upside down volcano. The sensation created by this upside down eruption is often very uncomfortable and sometimes painfull with lots of wet,burning feelings resembling burning magma exiting the body.
"After I ate that wet burrito last night I had magma shits this morning and my rear felt like it was on fire."
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