(v.) – an act of daring intimacy. (1) Pursuant to heavy petting our lady, of her own volition, anoints her mammarian protuberances with copious amounts of water-soluble petroleum jelly. Upon removing her gentleman’s codpiece she titty-fucks the hell out of him until the ebb and flow of pearly treasures doth mar her ample bosom. Now post haste, in an ecstatic moment of grace freely given, ladyluck sponges the jus d’amour with her long and bountiful mane, baring cheeks red with rosy dawn. Then grace, not having satisfied her thirst, the Magdalene lap’s love excess from her soiled locks with a rueful smile.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.
by Bonny and Clyde September 18, 2007
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Best cousin ever she is about 5,4ft, 83 pounds, golden brown eyes, brown curly hair and her breath stinks like rotten feet but that doesn't matter because she is best and we r always here for each other.
Best cousin ever she is about 5,4ft, 83 pounds, golden brown eyes, brown curly hair and her breath stinks like rotten feet but that doesn't matter because she is best and we r always here for each other.
Person 1: Who is that big ass curly ball
Person 2: Oh, that girl over there is just Magdalena Kovač dont get close to her cuz she is farting like god damn Nicolas McLonson
Person 1: Oh shoot i was just about to ask her on Prom, but anyways thank you for warning
Person 2: No problem bro have a good one!
Person 1: Ok bye bro!
Person 2: Bye!
Person 2: Oh, that girl over there is just Magdalena Kovač dont get close to her cuz she is farting like god damn Nicolas McLonson
Person 1: Oh shoot i was just about to ask her on Prom, but anyways thank you for warning
Person 2: No problem bro have a good one!
Person 1: Ok bye bro!
Person 2: Bye!
by SMartin 2403 December 18, 2021
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Originated in the UK but mainly adopted in Germany and Austria as well as some parts of Belarus.
Originated in the UK but mainly adopted in Germany and Austria as well as some parts of Belarus.
When going down the escalator she magdad her food all over the stairs.
My legs are really tired from all the walking I hope I won't magda and spill my pink drink.
My legs are really tired from all the walking I hope I won't magda and spill my pink drink.
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Security Guard: hey babeh, whats your name?
Magdalia: Magdalia. Mmhmm. :Rolls eyes:
Security Guard: Wanna see my abs?
Magdalia: No
(Ortized)
Magdalia: Magdalia. Mmhmm. :Rolls eyes:
Security Guard: Wanna see my abs?
Magdalia: No
(Ortized)
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