madonna

a wanna-be-16-year-old who calls everyone that is better than her reductive. She's supposed to be a singer or something. Her true age is not known,but rumours say it's between 80-150.

Him: Dude,Madonna should fuck off and retire.
Her: Agreed.

by insiderartpopact2 August 17, 2014

madonnas

squishy perky little things that spring up on the chests of overweight men. a.k.a. man boobs

that guy has the biggest madonnas ive ever seen in my life. he must have eaten too many burritos.

by Fiendish August 5, 2005

madonna

A. a really good looking person;
C. way gorgeous,
C. almost perfect even.
D. 16 Year Old, With a 25 year old body; a sexy 25 year old body.

Damn that girls gotta be a Madonna!

by Madonna!@#!!#@! November 25, 2006

Madonna

80's pop star known for sexual experimentation and synonomous with controversey. Although she is aging, she still finds ways to move guys, such as making out with Britney Spears on television.

I just bought a Madonna CD

by Mr_ Twirly June 4, 2005

Madonna

This meens Mcdonalds in wetbackenese
Has "served" over one-million people

(Wetback) Welcome to Madonnas
(customer)which part?

by Jorge Lazala November 9, 2005

madonna troia

"madonna troia" is a tipical italian angry expression which is used when you are really angry and u wanna shout to the gods to know how much you are angry. Especially in Veneto, we use to say it really often, even if we are not angry at all because it's almost a fashion. So if u come and visit italy, you can spam it as much as you like it and you will make lots of friends in few seconds. Trust me, this is pure pwnage.
*TIP* If you are really angry, u can say "MADONNACCIA TROIA", or with even more effect "LA MADONNACCIA TROIA".

"OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN ASKING ADSL FOR 4 YEARS BUT I STILL HAVE NOT IT, MADONNA TROIA"
"Ma dio cane son 4 anni che chiedo l'adsl e devo ancora averla, madonna troia"

"It's raining like hell, Madonna troia!!"
"Madonna troia che piova!!"

"Mi si è bucato il goldone Madonnaccia troia"
"Oh my god the condom has a hole Madonnaccia troia!!!"

by susho March 28, 2008

madonna puttana

Madonna Puttana is an useful italian expression.
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'

moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!

ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?

Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.

ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.

Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?

madonna puttana

by CCqq October 4, 2008