Mad Cows Disease

The chronic female ailment of post
menstrual syndrome or pms.
The chronic female version of the ailment better known as pms, where a
female experiences bitch-like changes in attitude and behavior, as well as
symtoms ranging from hysteria and paranoia oned day to amnesia and feelings of isolation the next day,
especially, if she knows she really did or said something really bad to someone else or to you. Mad Cows Disease can
affect any female at any age, but usually experienced or found in young
ladies in their teens and early to mid
twenties.

Damn, girl! You just got a bad case
of the Mad Cows Disease!

by MANNY CARDOZA February 26, 2004

mad cow disease

what guys have when they don't want to or aren't willing to get rid of their ex girlfriends after already moving on to a new one.

that guy has some serious mad cow disease

by xxxYOLIxxx July 9, 2007

Mad Cow Disease

another way to say PMS

Why is PMS called PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken

by Blair* December 28, 2005

mad cow disease

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by Mad Cow September 13, 2003

Mad Cows Crazy Laughing Juice

a street name for quaaludes

yo that some good shit that Mad Cows Crazy Laughing Juice

by big bird the great October 6, 2007

mad cow disease

when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs

holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease

by prettyladyppp February 16, 2009

Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014