machine gun shits 

When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."

machine gun shits by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

Machine Gun Kelly

MGK is a hip hop rockstar icon in the making. He is a rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. He is the hardest they come. He's a rager. He's a wild boy. He's an underdog. He's a hometown hero. He's a CLE boy. He's a father. He's the founder of Lace Up university. He's an est mufucka. For the fans, MGK is our religion. Est is the team. Lacing the fuck up is what we do. If you havent heard of him you soon will. Tell the world to Lace Up!

Machine Gun Kelly made the world put on their chucks and lace the fuck up.

Machine Gun Kelly by Machine Gun Carla March 7, 2012

machine gun jimmy 

That one douche bag who is always in the garage with a machine gun on the Villa level of Rainbow 6 Vegas 2.

WATCH OUT FOR MACHINE GUN JIMMY!!!

Did you kill machine gun jimmy yet?

You go up the stairs and I'll take out machine gun jimmy.

machine gun jimmy by Penguin156 August 24, 2009

machine gun titties

When a girl with large breasts, preferably with erect nipples, grabs each breast and shakes and points them in the direction of her target, while making machine gun noises, to simulate automatic weapons.

My guy was not into sex last night. Until I busted out the machine gun titties and he was more then agreeable.

machine gun titties by plow girl May 24, 2014

machine gun rapper

A rapper who raps very fast, while still keeping good flow, most machine gun rappers come from the midwest.

Bone Thugs~N~Harmony, Tech N9ne, and Twista, are all good examples of machine gun rappers.

machine gun rapper by Dan Fow June 29, 2006

Machine Gun Kelly

If you don't know who the fuck he is then Lace the Fuck Up EST Biiiitch.

I went to Cleveland last night and Machine Gun Kelly kicked me in the balls with his fresh new laced up chuck taylors and it reaaallllly hurt.

Machine Gun Kelly by Jameson Hardy January 11, 2012

machine gun arse 

british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun

jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!

machine gun arse by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006