rough mckinley

A dry hand job performed with the non-dominant hand of an Edmonton hooker

i couldn't afford the Redondo Special so I ordered a rough McKinley for half the price...big mistake...

by Franklin T Rizzo March 3, 2016

Mackinaw

also known as crackinaw, a horrible place to live in the middle of nowhere illinois.

Mackinaw? Where the bum fuck is that?

by hmmm...i wonder July 2, 2008

mackinly

Mackinly is the the most, ummm “interesting” characters to say the least.

He can be rather shy at times but when you get to know him he can be your best friend. Mackinly is a secretly a romantic type and when it comes to love he’s the best with his words. If you ever meet a Mackinly you’d never forget it

Hey! Did you see how Mackinly delivered that presentation, he nailed it!

I should introduce you to my friend Mackinly he’s amazing

by G.J. Luxuries August 3, 2018

mackinley

Mackinley is a cowboy. But, not just any cowboy he is a gunslinger who doesn't take shit from anyone🤠. If you see this man don't be afraid just to watch and enjoy the show he always talks to himself and tells you to fuck off. never try to reason with him because he is always right. If you see him he will probably be listening to cruise by Florida Georgia Line or any hippy sabotage song like a true pimp. most people have sex fantasies about this man and don't blame them🤤 😰

Mackinley: Hey buckaroo if you keep saying that chevy is the most shit compony I will have to use my nine on my hip.😈

by professor stinky bottom December 4, 2020

Mackinac

A very offensive racial slur directed towards white people. Often meaning they are poor, ugly, filthy, nasty, pieces of shit.

"What is he doing here, he's such a fucking Mackinac."

"Fr, why does that Mackinac even come around us"

by ziploc35 November 29, 2022

mckinleyed

To not be fucked. To see no action, physically/sexually.

Person 1: so how was your anniversary last night?
Person 2: we went out to an expensive restaurant, i wrote her poetry, i made a barn for her parents, and i had her name (heather) tattooed on my ass, it didnt matter, i totally got mckinleyed.
example 2:
army guy 1: i heard your platoon totally saw some action last night.
army guy 2: naw, we totally got mckinleyed last night. we fell asleep masturbating to gay porn, even though we "liberated" a town of 10 million virgins named heather.

by s.cott March 12, 2008

Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper

A mixed drink popular during summertime in northern Michigan and gaining popularity across the rest of the Midwest.

One part chilled vodka (50 proof preferred)
One part orange juice
One part hot inside filling of a lava lamp

Vodka is kept in freezer before pouring.
Orange juice is kept in refrigerator before pouring.
Lava lamp is kept plugged in before pouring.

Vodka is poured first, then orange juice, then finally lava lamp.

This drink gained popularity due to offering its drinker a rich, unique experience; if you drink one while on Mackinaw Island (in northern Lake Huron), you may get to take a ride in a helicopter!

"Gosh... lava lamps are fun to watch..."
"Ever have a Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper? They're fun to drink too! Great with vodka and orange juice!

by E. B. DeKalb July 11, 2011