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Crackus-Murr

A very mythical sea monster that is unknown to most of society. More powerful then the Lochness and more far reaching then Bigfoot, Crackus-Murr (also known as Cragusmir or in old english as "en Cragus de Murren") is a dark being from another world that takes many forms of fear. He lurks in every pond, lake, stream, and ocean through an interconnected highway of underground tunnels and patrols his bodies of water with his amazing power and grace. There have been no sightings but his presence have been felt through many sounds, movements, and abnormal energies felt all over the world. Some say to look in his eyes means instant death ... or others say a boquet of flowers instantly appears on your head as you slowly start to grow in height. Experts have said that he originated from a pond somewhere in the vicinity of Prosperity, Pennsylvania.
Last night we were skinny dipping and I SWEAR i felt Crackus-Murr's presence in the water... it was life changing.
by jtixxlefrom the rizzle May 1, 2011
mugGet the Crackus-Murrmug.

Murr

She done backed up and broked her murrs.
by Turbo September 11, 2003
mugGet the Murrmug.

murr cat

What's wrong with nick's cat?
That fucking things a murr cat.
by cstock January 20, 2007
mugGet the murr catmug.

murr

by Paul Bowler January 16, 2004
mugGet the murrmug.

Jack Murr

A unit of measurement referring to 3 inches or less or pertaining to an overall small size. Often referring to the penis.
Boy, I heard he's packing a Jack Murr, he ain't gonna get no girls with that.
by Monicanation September 15, 2016
mugGet the Jack Murrmug.

murr

A phrase invented by Emily and Kit to represent excitement or anticipation. Often repeated in rapid, stacatto succession.
Person A:
"This weekend is going to be so cool."
Person B:
"Murr, Murr, Murr"
by Kitters April 14, 2004
mugGet the murrmug.

murr-licious

someone who enjoys a good cack in the butt and rim
DidyouhearthatSamisMurr-licious
by PerezA69 December 2, 2011
mugGet the murr-liciousmug.

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