G-Town metal mover

an overly ambitious arms dealer from Germantown, Maryland

Nobody buys from Abdul, he charges $700 for a Glock 17 and he believes he’s the only G-Town metal mover.

by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

Total Tabb Move

Being an Epic Fail at life.

Ruining any chance at getting laid without even trying. - Total Tabb Move
Spraying others with a fire extinguishers. - Total Tabb Move
Falling asleep with your head on your car horn calling for the cops to come arrest you. - Total Tabb Move

by Hazement December 4, 2011

Total Bryant Move (TBM)

Total Bryant Move: an absolute jackass/douche bag move

Yo bro I just banged a girl that had a husband.
Dude congrats that is a Total Bryant Move (TBM)!!!

by cramer118901 October 30, 2018

Top Dog Move

An action or gesture that characterizes the "top dog" within a group of friends at any given social occasion. Often this action or gesture is an unsolicited and non-obvious favor to friends; something that the square community might call a "random act of kindness," except everyone is usually drunk. Or, this act or gesture might simply enhance one's stature as the coolest or most powerful friend of the group.

"Hey guys, I got zebra cakes for everyone at the bodega."
"Bro, that's a top dog move."

"Who wants a shoulder rub?"
"You're top dog?"

"I shave my arms before parties."
"Total top dog move, bro."

by Top Dog Man September 9, 2013

Total French Move

An act of extreme douchebaggery typified by those individuals raised in the country of France. The act is not confined to those of French speaking origins. However it is best illustrated amongst the French people within their natural habitat, particularly after heavy consumption of chocolate truffle cocktails.

Hey, did that belligerent, hairy French guy just moon those chicks sitting in the park?

Yeah, he did. Total French Move.

by calimochoman July 19, 2011

Total Graham Move

Royally fucking up so bad that there is no recovering from it. Can be used in everyday life.

Person 1: Hey man did you hear that Clawson fell uphill?
Person 2: Yeah dude thats a Total Graham Move

by Patrick Chambers April 30, 2019

Eiffel tower move

the eiffel tower move is basically when a dude named aiden grabs an apple and repeatedly throws it and hits his teeth with the apple, leaving many marks

“NO DONT GIVE HIM AN APPLE HES GONNA DO THE EIFFEL TOWER MOVE

by doinkass October 12, 2022