Montreal Expos

An extinct major League Baseball team that once played at Olympic Stadium in the beautiful city of Montreal.

Montreal is by far a better city than Toronto and the Expos desbite opperating on a fraction of the budget as the Blue Jays still produced interesting and respectable teams. Unfortunately the strike in 1994 pissed off a lot of Montrealers and the team lost their fan base. Many people also blame the inadequate stadium for their demise.

However you look at it, The Expos were a great asset to a great city and it is too bad Montreal has lost that dimension. Nevertheless Toronto is still full of worthless moneygrabing bastards and they will never have a city as cool as Montreal no matter what they do.

Lets go to the big O and see the Montreal Expos beat the shit out of the Braves.

by Scruff McDuff September 26, 2006

Montreal Boys

Most montreal boys are typically fuckboy with curly hair that wear kappa or adidas. They live in montreal obviously. They like smoking weed and trying to act ghetto even tho their moms still drive them to school. They like wearing gucci fanny packs around their chest and throw up gang signs in their instagram pictures.

“What’s your type?”

“Montreal boys”

by y0urmom.com November 21, 2019

Montreal Expos

Canada's first and favorite baseball team.
Better than the 'Jays'.
Better all-around club.

Expos--->a good orphan
Jays--->a spoiled rich chunky child

by eggbert December 23, 2003

Montréal girls

Montréal girls are french ladies of North America:

They make love and party all night long, without the snorty french attitude.

Montréal girls want to be original and unique, opposite to Toronto girls who are all dress and behave the same way...

Montréal girls like their winter cold and their bed hot.

by lauzon.a March 13, 2011

Montreal-wooped

To be absolutely destroyed by the Canadiens, or a team that has been upset by the team

Pittsburgh was Montreal-wooped because they suck!

Washington won the Presidents Trophy, yet, they were Montreal-wooped and upset by the 8th seed.

by mikexd911 May 20, 2010

Montreal's pantless marathon

A ridiculous event ( that took place in Montreal Canada on January 11, 2015) in which people took the metro wearing no pants, but underwear.

If you took part in Montreal's pantless marathon you should be ashamed of yourself and I want nothing to do with you

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016

montreal canadiens

The Montreal Canadiens have by far the most interesting and most glorious history of any NHL team. While they have failed to live up to their legacy recently(mostly thanks to poor forwards who don't score enough and less than solid goaltending from propecia guy), you just can't argue against a team that has won 24 Stanley Cups and that has a rich history of great players like Maurice Richard, Guy Lafleur ,etc .... etc.... The Canadiens also happen to have the best fans in the league. The Leafs may have more fans but the Habs have the better fans. Bell Centre's always full. Most of the fans don't act like total morons and most importantly, they're respectful of other teams (except Leafs but they suck)

The Montreal Canadiens swept their most recent two-game series against the Leafs and also outscored them 11-3 when combining both games. Some Leafs fans were seen crying when they left the Bell Centre wondering how the almighty Leafs could lose agains t a team that has good coaching and a real goaltender like Huet. Leafs fans really need to convert. Also to them I say, the Habs may not have won the cup since 1993 but that's still way better than 1967.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006