sex monkey

duane. he really looks like a monkey! he's addicted to sex. he smokes weed too.

alex: hey tierra, i saw a kid today and he was smokin weed and humping a chair!

tierra: wow! he's probably a sex monkey!

by heyvanityhaha July 29, 2009

sex monkey

a science expirament that went wrong and now earth is over populated with these unitelligent "homosapians"

LOOK!!!! thats some real sex monkeys right there

by ZOMBIE!! June 8, 2010

kinky monkey bum sex

when a canteen smacks a soldiers ass

sir im getting kinky monkey bum sex

by teague k January 28, 2008

crazy monkey handle sex

a person having Rectal sex with a man

I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.

by Iscludis May 18, 2003

inflatable sex monkey

A brown, and white plastic monkey,(jizzmonkey) that has starred, and co-starred in such pornographic films as: Lube Up Boys: Terry's Adventure, and U.S.S. Barry: Uncovered. He is commonly known for his wild party habits, and sensual white sailor's hat. He also commonly co-stars with his friends Clifford, and Phelon.

"Holy shit, I didn't know you could fit a beer tap up a fucking inflatable sex monkey's ass!!!" - Said Chipper

by N ate Efron December 13, 2008

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

singin belfast sex monkey

particular species of homo sapien, noted for talents in love making and music, originating from belfast

timmy a scunner davison

by scagger February 11, 2005