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monkers

man honkers. when a male is very fat and appears to have man honkers or monkers.
Johnny: HAHAHA check out that fatass over there.
Joe: I KNOW, you can see his monkers from hear!
Johnny: No shit sherlock, they're only like triple d's.
by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009
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monkery

The process by which a previously normal person undergoes a Hollywood version of spiritual enlightenment and training. After this training (which is always set in inhospitable places, preferrably in Asia) the person comes back Chuck Norris level badass.
Batman Begins, training sequence. THAT was some serious monkery.

The 80's had a lot of monkery going on as well. Rocky IV training sequence, anything with Van Damme in it, and of course, Hard to Kill. His monkery was a coma.
by Apemorty August 8, 2006
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cock monker

When a male or female sucks dick in a public facility for moon pies or other tasty snacks to dip in when the male cums
Jane is such a cock monker, she sucked Kevin's dick in red lobster to dip her buns in.
by #rimjobs June 23, 2014
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Moliker

A word with multiple definitions.

1. A scape goat, something that can be blamed for anything.
2. A filler word for when there is nothing else to be said, also a substitute for the word "yes".
3. A word used when when wasted, drunk or high
1. "Is it raining out again? Yea, its those damn molikers fault!"
2. Two guys are laying by the pool, the weather is perfect, just cracked a couple of beers. The one word to best describe the perfection of the moment, "molikers!"
3. That guy is on his twelfth beer, ask him if he is drunk. His response to are you drunk, "Molikers!"
by Belvedeer July 19, 2012
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Monicker

A name you give to yourself. See moniker.
Yo, don't CALL me that. I'm not settling for any nicknames, I'll make my own monicker.
by Dragix April 25, 2007
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Monker

Cross between mong and wanker, used when a person is doing something incredibly stupid or as a term of exasperation but the words mong or wanker can't be used e.g. In polite but older company ie. Grandma or out of touch person who might not recognise the misuse of either word.
You are such a monker, stop being a monker.
by Icky 772 September 19, 2018
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monker

A word used to call your mother. It literally came from the word "mother" but at one glance or pronunciation, the word can be compared to the word "monkey" but it's definitely not related to the animal at all.

This word can be used as a pet name for mom-like friends or someone you treat as a mom. If you're brave, you can use that to call your mom as well.
She's pretty close with her monker. Her monker always supports and takes care of her like she is her own mother.
by alivinghotdog September 30, 2020
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