metaphor halls

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.

jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.

by Chris December 23, 2004

metaphorically molested

-the act in which one is violated or harassed in a non sexual manner, with the intent to reference or suggest sexual acts.

- forceful enlightenment pertaining to metaphors

Kaden was metaphorically molested at the bar.

by Natattack December 1, 2023

metaphor mountain

one of the many universes.

metaphor mountain is coming to an end

by the-all-giving August 30, 2022

Metaphorical Champagne

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.

1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

Post-Metaphorical Identity

Post-Metaphorical Identity is the non-identification with any metaphorical sign, movement, characteristic, or collective as an individual. The Post-Metaphorical Identity school of thought is very similar to the Post-Racial school of thought, however the Post-Metaphorical Identity school is more strictly intellectual, less popular, and more strict in its final consideration of what is considered proper identity clauses in an educated populace.

Post-Metaphorical Identity is more literal, expansive, scientific, and agreed upon than any other identity signatures, such as white or black, as it is obvious to any apparent onlooker.

Post-Metaphorical Identity is final, deliberate, and scientific. Way to go!

by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023

Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.

“I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”

by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018

ranch metaphor

when youtuber daniel howell from dan and phil compared himself and other youtuber amazingphil to ranch during their second "massive pizza mukbang". he said that they were put on earth for the sole purpose of finding each other, just as the ingredients of ranch were put on earth for the sole purpose of creating ranch.

We were meant to find each other and create something beautiful, just like the ingredients of ranch.

We're totally a ranch metaphor.

by jayjaylolllll July 19, 2025