Maui Speak

When you move to Hawaii and three weeks later all you talk about is the vibes and your "ohana."

Jenn's been in Lanai all of three weeks and already everything on her Facebook page is Maui speak--pictures of poke bowls and long diatribes about how grateful she is for her "ohana."

by InterstellarPilgrim May 5, 2019

Maui Wowie

An actual brand of catnip sold in pet stores.

"I gave my cat that Maui Wowie 'nip, and she passed out for two days!"

by wmdkitty January 2, 2009

Maui Meatball Sub

When you get a Kaiser roll, and a girl to shoot out her period blood inside the roll and having her shit inside the roll as well and having someone eat it.

My girlfriend and I were about to bang until she tried giving me a Maui Meatball Sub and then I slapped her with my cock.

by asianman'sbootyhole May 10, 2011

Maui Wowee

A person who makes up slang words and terms in the hopes of getting other individuals to spend hours figuring out the meaning of said word or term.

Umair, quit being such a maui wowee. I have better things to do with my time than contemplate your fictitious terms.

by WestCoastLisa February 11, 2006

maui wowie

High quality weed (marijuana) Origin: From the song entitled "Maui Wowie" from Kid Cudi's mixtape "A Kid Named Cudi" in which he talks about smoking that "Maui Wowie"

Quote from the song:

"Got enough dough, just to take a trip
To get a lil pinch of the Maui Wowie"

He refers to Hawaii as being his euphoria when he's high.

Man, I was so high cuz I smoked that maui wowie.

by dreafool May 8, 2010

maui-wowee

a man proud of his small stature and small dick(if you can call it one)....sucks at life, most of all poker and always backs losing teams

leave it to maui-wowee to fold on a full house ace high

by Villa February 16, 2005

maui-wowee

N - a wee man who puts heavy emphasis into some syllables of words but not others; any person who is the brunt of many jokes and friendly banter (esp. involving his litte sister).

Guy: Hey dude, I screwed your sister last night
Maui: Oh...my...GODDDD!
Guy: haha just kidding, you're such a Maui-Wowee
Maui: OOOKAY!

by ryanizzle May 13, 2005