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maniputext

When you receive several texts or long pages of text when really the subject warrants a phone call discussion.
Like when your husband asks you for a divorce, but you have to file paper work; and just before you start cleaning up the mess, he starts maniputexting you to "stay," "come back," "I'll do whatever it takes." Trying to save a relationship, dump someone, get someone to do something for you, get something out of someone...all in the form of long and irritating text messages. Just get the balls to call!
by TryingToBeAGrownUp August 12, 2009
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manipedimarga party

A casual girly gathering involving manicures, pedicures and margaritas.
"Hey girlo! Chris has been a real bitch lately, hasn't he? Let's have a manipedimarga party and dish. My place, I'll let you know the whowhatwherewhenwhy on FB."
by emmerbembu November 4, 2013
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Manipulator

People who trick others by twisting the facts and oftentimes turning people against each other. Makes themselves look like the good guy by making everyone else look bad. Often turns friends against each other using misinformation. The only way to discover a manipulator is by exposing their lies. They are two-faced, so all you have to do is tell their victims what the manipulator is saying. Warning: this will make you a target, although you probably already are. Their common tactics include pity parties and the blame game. Manipulators usually have a goal in mind.
Ashlyn: Shawn talked bad about Justin, but then blocked me and played with him instead. Later on, he had the gall to ask me if I would buy him a fortnite skin.
Michaela: Why would he do that?
Ashlyn: I dunno. I guess he's just a manipulator.
by River Lehang July 22, 2020
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Mariposting

Being extremely smart in a chat for general conversations and making other chat members feel dumb by their flexing extreme intelligence
Person A: Hello, how is everyone doing?
Mariposter: We can use X feature to do this when that happens, this has a limit however

Person A: ... What a Mariposting idiot.
by SynoIridium April 14, 2023
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space-time manipulation

the most bad*** superpower ever; allows time travel, teleportation, stopping time, slowing down time, and, if you're desperate enough, rewinding time
Example Sentence: "Don't make me use my space-time manipulation to go back in time and scramble your mom's eggs."
by MrManlyMannyManMan September 29, 2012
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Manipulatrix

A woman who uses her considerable feminine charm and powers of persuasion to convince co-workers (typically men) to do her dirty work and thankless tasks in the corporate world.
Guy #1: Man, why did you spend all night writing up that marketing plan? That's a beating and anyway, it's Stacey's job.
Guy #2: I couldn't help it, dude. I was under the spell of The Manipulatrix!
by Bearable Lightness July 31, 2009
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Manipulate

Making someone do everything you say by showing how much you care for them.
Person 1: you're trying to manipulate me again!
Person 2, crying on command: wow, that actually really hurt my feelings...I can't believe you'd say something like that...
Person 1: w-wait, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that! How about we...uh...go get some fast food?
Person 2: fine.
by APsychoBitch August 23, 2020
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