March 9

This is the day premature babies and gay people are intended to be born on. If you happen to be gay and born on this day you are quite literally one of the coolest F**king people ever. If you're straight and born on this day you are lame. Most people born on this day are extremely hot/good-looking.

Person 1: When is your birthday??

Person 2: March 9th
Person 1: 🤨 are you gay??

Person 2: yes

Person 1: you're quite literally the coolest person I've ever met 😁

by girlboss08 November 26, 2021

March 9

it’s yoongi’s birthday get on your knees

‘what’s the date’
‘march 9’
‘get on your knees’

by strfrgmnt May 10, 2022

March 9

A tall, sweet and handsome God named Dhruv Parab was born on this day. He is said to be a God who recently turned into an adult. He has a bubbly personality which makes him very iinterestin. He is known for his attractive looks and avoids conflict.

Person 1: Who was born on March 9?

Person 2: A God known as Dhruv.

by DadachanjiSneha March 08, 2020

March 9

shit people were born on this day

March 9!!

by nickiminajbarbfairy May 14, 2020

march 9 2007

baddest girl in the world and everyone loves her

whenever a girl is born on march 9 2007 she’s so hot and everyone wants her

by queengirlie152564 September 13, 2020

March 9

March 9th is a day to ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day!

Sally:Hey baby, wanna hangout today?
Tod:

Sally: HELLO?!?
Tod: *points at March 9th*
Sally: ohhhh sorry

by Lilydextor March 09, 2021

March 9 2022

The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it

Weatherman: Did you know that we haven’t had much snow since march 9 2022?
Bob: yeah you told me 600 times

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 26, 2023