Lyndyism

The ultimate Religion.
Women dominant men to the extreme.

System:
Lyndy=God
Lauren=Jesus (left hand woman)
Women
Rats
Bugs
8 inch and over
Black men
Boys
Men
Gays

Balls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.

Lyndyism is the following.
V-day
girl gives razor to boy with large pubes.
boy asks "whats this for?"
girl replies "for ur forest dick wad"

Religion of Major Unknown Whippage.

by Lyndybindyboo January 11, 2009

Lyndy

Lively, bubbly, cheerful, spirited, chirpy, full of life

She's so Lyndy

by Luckylegs February 5, 2010

Stairway To Lynyrd Skynyrd

(Adjective) So serious, you can never, ever joke around when someone says this, under any circumstances.

Hey Josh?
Yes Charles?
I think I might be gay.
Stairway To Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Yes.
Dude, we all love you no matter what, it's really okay. Do you want to talk about it?

by voodoochild8722 October 26, 2007

lynxy

A self-rightous scrub who is easily triggered by anything small and unimportant; thinks Bob The Builder is too good for him

Tristam: spams chat
Lynxy: HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY WORDS PER MINUTE, I WAS TRYING TO GET 100 BUT I GOT 99 FUCKHOLE
Lynxy: I''m going to rekt you on mc scrub :B

by ChuggyLittleBuddy March 24, 2017

lyney

Extremely big dick

Wow that big lyney

by Wally Lyne December 8, 2018

Lynlee

One of the most unique and genuinely beautiful girls you will ever meet. She is unlike any other and one you never want to lose.

“I have a crush on Lynlee”

“how could you not dude”

by Sam893 February 27, 2021

lynsy

A woman as comfortable in her fishnets as she is in a hot dog suit. An absolute nymphomaniac beyond the limits of human compression, more of a machine built for sex and violence.

Lynsy, did you just swallow that goldfish?

Yes,...yes I did.

by MayheM21532 December 29, 2016