1. A morbidly obese, unclean, and overall dirty human being. Usually has messy, un washed hair, dandruff, and large stashes of pornography hidden in crevices in his room.
2. A box.... that holds lunch and or other objects you might generally find in a box.
Puts Minnesotaon the map! Super high alcahol tolerance, and an all around super guy! Also known to dance with ferries, or somthing along those lines...