lumpdate

Report on lumps found on the body.
Reason for mother to call constantly.

My mother called to give me the latest lumpdate. She said it was the biggest one the doctor had ever seen. Big as a grapefruit.

by icyhot123 February 21, 2009

lamped

to get shit faced or high as hell

Bra, im hella LAMPED right now

by tone rangers July 5, 2007

Lumzed

When you seduce or pull a friend's or enemy's girlfriend right in front of them

Girlfriend:Oh my gosh Q! Yes, you're welcome at my place. Not you, Brett
Boyfriend: Wait what?! I'm your boyfriend
Q: I lumzed your girlfriend. She's mine now

by Gwababakiller$ June 17, 2023

funny lumper

Used to refer to anything funny.

Anything funny, retarded or random.

Used to describe something pleasant.

"That's a funny lumper!"

"You're such a funny lumper."

"I love my funny lumper!"

by maaan June 24, 2006

Luped

Being high (most oftenly on marijuana).

"Damn you be luped dogg!"

by pit_stop August 6, 2007

lumpd

a person who has only had dry sex. ( bra and boxers)

Haha Sarina has only been lumpd.

by biere March 21, 2010

Lumpet

a strange or annoying person

Katerina is such a Lumpet

by theycallyoucrybaby October 23, 2016