mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
by DSTRYR666 August 20, 2011
The best couple to have ever lived. They are literally made for each other and are another reason to believe in love!
by BIGGEZT BALLZ November 22, 2021
Maria Luisa is a beautiful, strong and generally amazing person. Can be shy, but when she opens up she can be the best person you'll ever meet. A simply perfect human being
by KawaiiKaeru November 23, 2021
Despite she is a nun she is a hot milf with curly hair. She has such an amazing bunda. She is a skinny af but has a good sexy waist. She usually likes to read the bible while she is having the best sex of her life. At the first moment she doesn't like to open his mouth but with time she would learn to enjoy the good things of life.
by 123ahdkwkq June 21, 2022
Luisa is usually a sex oriented girl. She wakes up thinking of sex and goes to bed thinking of sex.
Luisa is a true definition of a sex pheen.
Luisa loves to suck and swallow and almost always squirts
Luisa is a true definition of a sex pheen.
Luisa loves to suck and swallow and almost always squirts
by Lululululululululululu November 23, 2021
Her birthdate is mostly in march, she is a friend that gives u good energy and u like beeing with her. Mostly she's really flirty to her friends (that's her personality). She could give you just one look and u get nervous. She has a great style and cool shoes. She is the defenition of perfect she's mostly angry too and can't handle that anger.
by itzeyyy November 25, 2021