lortab

a badass narcotic wit dat hydrocodone in it

hit me up wit dat lortab and percs

by killa from cali May 18, 2006

lorting

lorting, lort, lorty
To lie down for a while and drift in and out of sleep. To relax in comfortable furniture. A highly anticipated rest or nap.
A lazy or unmotivated person. Useless lounger.
Feeling compelled to lie down in a comfortable place, or a very comfortable piece of furniture.
A reverent word for lounging.

I can't wait to get home and lort for a while.
Sam is such a lort, I tried to call him bt he won't get off the couch to play ball.
I wanted to come meet you guys but I was lorting super hard.
Check out that super lorty looking couch, I could lay there for a while. Ahh lorting.

by Kevymac311 September 18, 2007

Lortin

A Drunken reply to me i agree.

Girl: I wish you were Here. Drunk Guy: lortin

by Marteazy January 4, 2009

Lortex Security

If you say your friends are in this group everybody they know is insta gay.

Dave - Ha I bet your in Lortex Security.
Darrel - *Darrel And His Family Die Of Gayness*

by xXJazzMasterXx September 3, 2018

LORTS

5 times the amount of "lots". Often used when describing how much pizza will be eaten during a bout of hardcore gaming.

"Damn Bitch, I just ate LORTS of pizza and mowed that sucker with my .50 cal Hax0r."

by Discount The Ninja February 3, 2006

Lorts

Lesbian shorts

Look at that girl wearing lorts

by Knickknack August 18, 2012

lorty

When you are so excited to watch Lord of the Rings you end up cumming in your belly HARD.

"Wow Daniel, that was neat I just had a lorty, I am so happy."

by lortyGOD December 6, 2017