loophole

bypassing the bullshit

"No we don't have to wait in line....we know the guy at the gate! Loophole!!!"

by butterflyprincess26 January 23, 2015

poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.

Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."

by creaternity April 6, 2006

Loofah

is a person that treats her Youtube community like a person journal. She rants and raves about everyone, everything that she dislikes or disagrees with. She will go as far as harassing and stalking on multiple platforms and then will blame her disabilities for her actions and/or words.

No one like's a loofah, don't be like her.

by Karen15367 January 27, 2023

Bearded loofah

Hipster ass kisser

That operations dude is such a bearded loofah, he is always kissing the VPs ass.

by Brandy’s Jewel January 22, 2021

loopholing

The act of drastically exploiting a not-explicitly-forbidden part of a generally well-worded contract; grossly violating the spirit of the law but not the letter. Also, the act of having anal sex and still calling yourself a virgin.

Dick Cheney did some serious loopholing with that whole "it's ok to torture enemy combattants because they're neither soldiers nor civillians" thing.

"I know i'm trying to be celibate, but no one said anything about handjobs...i guess i did a lot of loopholing this weekend."

"I hear Catholic girls do some major loopholing."

by Lais May 31, 2006

loofah

Plant.

A distant cousin of the cucumber, used as a sponge.

alternate spellings: Loofa, Luffa or Lufa etc.

Bought me a new loofa today. Man, that thing is so soft.

by Jd May 3, 2004

loosah

a person who acts "loose", who is unpopular. combination of "loose" and "loser"

Look at that lady running around screaming...what a loosah!

by Gabriella February 21, 2005