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Four Loko

Man, i had a Four Loko last night and this morning I felt like an elephant sat on me.
by P3AC3FR3AK May 15, 2011
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Gin LoKo

Gin LoKo is the mixture of Gin and four loko soda pop.
If staying up all night is important to you then try a Gin Loko. Gin LoKo is dangerous so use cation. While at the same time it can be considered an extra life.

Example: I was there sipping Gin LoKo and the next thing I knew I was kissing, fighting and had a mouth full of sand. This Huntington beach concert is Wild. Where is my friend; he couldn’t be lying in the sand confused, phoneless and lost. It could worst, someone could throw pizza at his face.
by snarkyharkyshow February 26, 2019
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4 loko

Also known as blackout-in-a-can or liquid cocaine, 4 loko is a trifecta of 12% ABV malt beverage, caffeine, and excessively sweet flavored syrup. Available in numerous flavors such as grape, watermelon, and cranberry lemonade, that all taste equally terrible. Drinking four cans causes one to go "loko" and gain superhuman abilities as well as a unexplainable need to do things one would never even consider while sober.

One can costs only about 3 dollars yet has as much alcohol as a bottle of wine and more caffeine than a monster, causing severe inebriation combined with excessive amounts of energy. A perfect beverage for someone looking to get incredibly fucked up, while also fucking shit up. Not to be consumed by retarded freshmen, underweight asians, or girlfriends, as all will end up puking their brains out and being insufferably retarded and annoying for the remainder of the night.
Guy #1: "Dude, I drank 20 beers last night, blacked out, passed out on the couch, and got my face drawn on."

Guy #2: "Oh yeah? I drank four 4 Lokos, blacked out, jumped off the roof into a swimming pool, fucked my friend's girlfriend, took a shit on SAE's lawn and put my head through a wall before I passed out in the parking lot's elevator."

Guy #1: "Damn, I wish I had gone loko last night..."

Guy #2: "So loko, bro!"
by fear boner November 7, 2010
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Four Loko 400

Similar to the Beer Mile, the Four Loko 400 is a drinking/running event. To participate in the Four Loko 400, One must chug an entire can of Four Loko at the starting line and then run a 400 meter dash (1 lap around a standard outdoor track). Where as the beer mile requires at least some endurance and training (in both drinking and running), the Four Loko 400 requires a willingness to not feel your legs and to ignore your sense of reason.
Prefontaine would have owned the Four Loko 400 if he hadn't DUI'ed himself to death.
by Darrel Charleston November 21, 2010
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Four Loko

its this 12% alcohol cheap ass malt liquor koolaid flavored shit thats basically an energy drink that fucks you up bad... with all the caffeine and guarana... you are wired and drunk at the same time
Dude I had that four loko.... and i seriously browned out last night... well... thats the risk i take from drinking a four loko.
by TempD November 7, 2010
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4 loko

An alcoholic beverage that is considered by many to be the guillotine of all drinks. Not for the inexperienced; do not give it to a bitch friend, annoying girlfriend, or wuss.

See: bitch friend / annoying girlfriend / wuss

The equivalent to a horse kicking you in the face, after two cans. If you can get past the first one without vomiting all over your girlfriend's tits, the second one will have you blacking out, crying for the mercy of death as you go around in circles around a lightpost in the middle of the highway and screaming about Fidel Castro and how he likes to fuck children in the ass.

Three cans is considered suicide in Arizona, Oklahoma, Florida, New York, and Texas.
Hey man, want to drink some 4 Lokos tonight?

Sure, let me get a tourniquette and write out my will first.

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Yo! I bought some 4 lokos, can I pass by?

Do you have a rifle at standby, with tranquilizer darts?

Shit, no; let me go get it first.
by lrodry18 October 7, 2010
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Floor Loko

The state of being so intoxicated from consuming the notorious beverage favored by slutty college chicks, four loko that you don't recall anything from the night not videotaped, and you wake up face down on the floor.
Joe got so floor loko'd at boo bash on halloween, he had to be carried home by AJ
by laXfever34 November 30, 2010
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