by P3AC3FR3AK May 15, 2011
Get the Four Loko mug.If staying up all night is important to you then try a Gin Loko. Gin LoKo is dangerous so use cation. While at the same time it can be considered an extra life.
Example: I was there sipping Gin LoKo and the next thing I knew I was kissing, fighting and had a mouth full of sand. This Huntington beach concert is Wild. Where is my friend; he couldn’t be lying in the sand confused, phoneless and lost. It could worst, someone could throw pizza at his face.
Example: I was there sipping Gin LoKo and the next thing I knew I was kissing, fighting and had a mouth full of sand. This Huntington beach concert is Wild. Where is my friend; he couldn’t be lying in the sand confused, phoneless and lost. It could worst, someone could throw pizza at his face.
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Also known as blackout-in-a-can or liquid cocaine, 4 loko is a trifecta of 12% ABV malt beverage, caffeine, and excessively sweet flavored syrup. Available in numerous flavors such as grape, watermelon, and cranberry lemonade, that all taste equally terrible. Drinking four cans causes one to go "loko" and gain superhuman abilities as well as a unexplainable need to do things one would never even consider while sober.
One can costs only about 3 dollars yet has as much alcohol as a bottle of wine and more caffeine than a monster, causing severe inebriation combined with excessive amounts of energy. A perfect beverage for someone looking to get incredibly fucked up, while also fucking shit up. Not to be consumed by retarded freshmen, underweight asians, or girlfriends, as all will end up puking their brains out and being insufferably retarded and annoying for the remainder of the night.
One can costs only about 3 dollars yet has as much alcohol as a bottle of wine and more caffeine than a monster, causing severe inebriation combined with excessive amounts of energy. A perfect beverage for someone looking to get incredibly fucked up, while also fucking shit up. Not to be consumed by retarded freshmen, underweight asians, or girlfriends, as all will end up puking their brains out and being insufferably retarded and annoying for the remainder of the night.
Guy #1: "Dude, I drank 20 beers last night, blacked out, passed out on the couch, and got my face drawn on."
Guy #2: "Oh yeah? I drank four 4 Lokos, blacked out, jumped off the roof into a swimming pool, fucked my friend's girlfriend, took a shit on SAE's lawn and put my head through a wall before I passed out in the parking lot's elevator."
Guy #1: "Damn, I wish I had gone loko last night..."
Guy #2: "So loko, bro!"
Guy #2: "Oh yeah? I drank four 4 Lokos, blacked out, jumped off the roof into a swimming pool, fucked my friend's girlfriend, took a shit on SAE's lawn and put my head through a wall before I passed out in the parking lot's elevator."
Guy #1: "Damn, I wish I had gone loko last night..."
Guy #2: "So loko, bro!"
by fear boner November 7, 2010
Get the 4 loko mug.Similar to the Beer Mile, the Four Loko 400 is a drinking/running event. To participate in the Four Loko 400, One must chug an entire can of Four Loko at the starting line and then run a 400 meter dash (1 lap around a standard outdoor track). Where as the beer mile requires at least some endurance and training (in both drinking and running), the Four Loko 400 requires a willingness to not feel your legs and to ignore your sense of reason.
by Darrel Charleston November 21, 2010
Get the Four Loko 400 mug.its this 12% alcohol cheap ass malt liquor koolaid flavored shit thats basically an energy drink that fucks you up bad... with all the caffeine and guarana... you are wired and drunk at the same time
Dude I had that four loko.... and i seriously browned out last night... well... thats the risk i take from drinking a four loko.
by TempD November 7, 2010
Get the Four Loko mug.An alcoholic beverage that is considered by many to be the guillotine of all drinks. Not for the inexperienced; do not give it to a bitch friend, annoying girlfriend, or wuss.
See: bitch friend / annoying girlfriend / wuss
The equivalent to a horse kicking you in the face, after two cans. If you can get past the first one without vomiting all over your girlfriend's tits, the second one will have you blacking out, crying for the mercy of death as you go around in circles around a lightpost in the middle of the highway and screaming about Fidel Castro and how he likes to fuck children in the ass.
Three cans is considered suicide in Arizona, Oklahoma, Florida, New York, and Texas.
See: bitch friend / annoying girlfriend / wuss
The equivalent to a horse kicking you in the face, after two cans. If you can get past the first one without vomiting all over your girlfriend's tits, the second one will have you blacking out, crying for the mercy of death as you go around in circles around a lightpost in the middle of the highway and screaming about Fidel Castro and how he likes to fuck children in the ass.
Three cans is considered suicide in Arizona, Oklahoma, Florida, New York, and Texas.
Hey man, want to drink some 4 Lokos tonight?
Sure, let me get a tourniquette and write out my will first.
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Yo! I bought some 4 lokos, can I pass by?
Do you have a rifle at standby, with tranquilizer darts?
Shit, no; let me go get it first.
Sure, let me get a tourniquette and write out my will first.
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Yo! I bought some 4 lokos, can I pass by?
Do you have a rifle at standby, with tranquilizer darts?
Shit, no; let me go get it first.
by lrodry18 October 7, 2010
Get the 4 loko mug.The state of being so intoxicated from consuming the notorious beverage favored by slutty college chicks, four loko that you don't recall anything from the night not videotaped, and you wake up face down on the floor.
by laXfever34 November 30, 2010
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