Shlong logger 

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

Shlong logger by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

Lolli-liggy-laggy-logger 

When someone gets drunk off of laced lolli-pops then gives you head.

I was at that party last night man, and this sexy girl gave me a nice lolli-liggy-laggy-logger.

Lolli-liggy-laggy-logger by dontshakethejake November 4, 2012

ninja logger 

A ninja logger is a term common to online games and MMORPGs. The ninja logger is someone who says goodbye or goodnight, but then logs off too quickly for their friends to respond.

{Meatshield}: Goodnight everyone!
{Meatshield has left the channel}
{MasterBlaster}: Goodnight!
{MasterBlaster}: Damn ninja logger...

ninja logger by Ozzwepay December 9, 2008

Fantom Logger 

An unidentified person that shits without flushing. This designation is particularly appropriate when they leave a solid oversized log of feces for the toilet's next patron to find.

"Hey dude, the Fantom Logger just destroyed the shitter! You shoulda seen the size of that nasty sewer trout they left; must've been sitting there all day before I found it..."

Fantom Logger by The Fantom Logger November 4, 2013

linclon logger 

taking a bunch of little shits in someones mouth

o man i did the linclon logger last night with your mom and she just eats that shit up

linclon logger by gangster dillweed December 24, 2008

dick logger

One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. Therefore the person with the cutter up their Vagina is a logger of dicks.

If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.

lumberjack is to logging trees as dick logger is to logging dicks.

dick logger by battaglia RULES!!!!! December 13, 2006

Lincoln Logger 

n.

A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.

Verb- Lincoln Logging

"Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"

"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"

Lincoln Logger by Schaft November 15, 2013