Cold logger

A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.

After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.

by Mr Ock June 27, 2019

ninja logger

A ninja logger is a term common to online games and MMORPGs. The ninja logger is someone who says goodbye or goodnight, but then logs off too quickly for their friends to respond.

{Meatshield}: Goodnight everyone!
{Meatshield has left the channel}
{MasterBlaster}: Goodnight!
{MasterBlaster}: Damn ninja logger...

by Ozzwepay December 4, 2008

Fantom Logger

An unidentified person that shits without flushing. This designation is particularly appropriate when they leave a solid oversized log of feces for the toilet's next patron to find.

"Hey dude, the Fantom Logger just destroyed the shitter! You shoulda seen the size of that nasty sewer trout they left; must've been sitting there all day before I found it..."

by The Fantom Logger November 4, 2013

linclon logger

taking a bunch of little shits in someones mouth

o man i did the linclon logger last night with your mom and she just eats that shit up

by gangster dillweed April 1, 2007

dick logger

One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. Therefore the person with the cutter up their Vagina is a logger of dicks.

If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.

lumberjack is to logging trees as dick logger is to logging dicks.

by battaglia RULES!!!!! December 12, 2006

Lincoln Logger

n.

A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.

Verb- Lincoln Logging

"Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"

"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"

by Schaft November 15, 2013

Taint Logger

One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003