Snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre is created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar singular product, to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: dirty snow on a log

What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.

by Word Banger March 16, 2025

Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.

"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"

by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025

Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: snow on a log

What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.

by Word Banger March 16, 2025

Sitting on a wet log

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.

You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.

by Wetlogger August 26, 2013

log one out

The act of evacuating ones bowels. To take a dump

I'll be back in 10, i just have to log one out

by Shaun Morrison November 12, 2008

Log onto Vom.com

Discrete way to describe an alcohol-induced session with the toilet. Synonym to "praying to the porcelain gods"

"Dude, I'll brb, I gotta go log onto vom.com"

by KenDawg September 15, 2007

Log onto the Innernet

Happens when you lose control of your bowels.

That frozen burrito went right through me and I logged onto my innernetting.

by James June 30, 2004