Lock and Snap

A lock and snap just so happends to be the only defence when a men is a target to be ass raped in jail(or any other place where they are fucked analy). Even though its bad, the process of bening raped in the ass for 3 hours is much worse than for one second. So in order to stop an ass attack, You gingerly bend over making the predator think that he's clear for insertion, when infact, he's not. As the dick slips into your ass quickly tighten your ass cheeks to apply the lock position. When there is a firm grip, swiftly spin your body to snap the penis limp. It will hurt a little bit but not as much as it will hurt the broken wang. (very affective)

Yo, that piece of shit tried to jizz bag my ass but i pulled the lock and snap manuever to defend myself.

by Smoky McPot October 15, 2004

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Lock That Shit Down

To take control of situation. To get in charge of something.

Lock That Shit Down can be used to describe taking control of the situation with your woman. "Son, you need to lock that shit down, pronto"

by Bill Clinton's Wingman December 16, 2008

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pop lock and stop it

A comment made when a female either
A: Cannot dance well or
B: Is too large to be doing a particular dance move.

Teresa: Did you see big Bertha try to do the skeet?

Tommy: Yeah, that girl needs to pop lock and STOP it!

by Trinitie Garrison February 25, 2009

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locker room soup

A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.

It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.

"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"

"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."

"Locker room soup is delicious!"

by HowToMakeLockerRoomSoup January 5, 2014

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