LOBAS

Pronounced lobe-iss. Acronym for Lack Of Beer And Sex. A condition affecting billions of people around the world every day, even though we already know the cure!

I just haven't been feeling well lately. I must have a severe case of LOBAS

by TheHanMan3 March 12, 2013

Lobamatized

The condition of having half your brain removed and the other half turned to jelly with no on/off switch to control veneration of the 44th president

Anyone who blindly loves Pres. Obama has been lobamatized.

by Jacksondude August 7, 2009

lobamatized

The widespread political practice started in 2007 that deprives a majority of the population of sensitivity, vitality and (most importantly) intelligence.

Bob - Who did you vote for?
Joe - Obama
Bob - WTF?
Joe - He's going to CHANGE things.
Bob - Dude, you've been lobamatized!

by jval73 May 14, 2011

lobadobadingdong

A crazy physcopath who is looking for money.

Gideon was (lobadobadingdong) when he lost his money.

by Wally5678 February 24, 2018

lobatolting

when look back at old messages sadly wishing things went back to the way you were

friend: you okay?

you: no..
friend: what’s wrong?
you: oh i’m just lobatolting
friend: oh, i’m sorry.

by SavannahM July 30, 2019

Lobang

Logan ik ur reading this, I just made up the word and Ull never know what it is

Such a fking lobang.

by Vdawgswag January 13, 2021

lobal

Some stupid word that sounds like a sex position with multiple gay men

I can believe that you Joe, Maxx, and Fredrick did lobal

by TheCreator332 August 9, 2021