Lindsay Lohan

Just a fucking cunt! That's it!

Losers say, "Ooooh look, its Lindsay Lohan and her gal pals running across the red carpet at the MTV awards."

Normal People say, "Whore alert! I hope nobody slips on that cunts snail trail."

by I So Visionary June 11, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

A dyke.

Jenna: Who's that dyke?

Brian: It's Lindsay Lohan.

Jenna: Oh.

by Mystery Dink February 19, 2009

Lindsay Lohan

Started off as a totally hot, big boobed actress with an amazing perfect figure and what looked like talent. Then went Britney Spears on our asses and decided to drive like a manic, snort coke, and turn into a walking skeleton with bleached hair in the shade of 'fresh skank'.

Decided to become lesbian with Sam Ronson and let's face it could have had someone much hotter. As Eminem would say 'Samantha's a 2, you're practically a 10'.

Also has a sister called Ali who is a less hot yet cleaner looking version of Lindsay.

Hopefully she will clean up her act, ditch the skank hair and eat some food.

Dave: Amy from High School used to be so hot.

Andy: Yeah I heard she got hooked on heroin.

Dave: Shame, she's such a Lindsay Lohan now.

by CarlyBunny July 8, 2009

Lindsay Lohan

Some fat lesbian shit.

Liam: Hey Charles, who is a fat lesbian shit?
Charles: Lindsay Lohan.

by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties July 18, 2009

Lindsay Lohan

A shot:
Readheaded Slut with a splash of Coke

Can I get a Lindsay Lohan?
A what?
A Readheaded Slut with a splah of Coke.

by iheartfast September 8, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

Actress and lesbian sex slave. When she went to prision all the lesbians in there wanted a piece of that lohan ass.
Shes hot but don't know how to stay out of troble.

Lindsay Lohan is an actress and lesbian sex slave.

by Deep blue 2012 August 2, 2010

lindsay lohan

To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.

Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded

by Sub June 11, 2005