When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
by You_Da_Monster September 05, 2011
1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.
2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.
2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.
The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.
by Trogdor August 09, 2004
by johnny someone January 09, 2009
It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.
* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
by Ace8904 February 04, 2008
A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.
Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.
by Stair_Breaker November 12, 2019
The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.
by LincolnLogger November 03, 2019
a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute
acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute
acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021