N-Word License

A permit to say the N-Word without being clapped. Unlike the N-Word Pass, the N-Word License does expire, and will need to be refreshed. These can ONLY be administered by a BLACK person.

White guy: Sup, nigga.
Black guy: Hol the fuck up. What you say?
White guy: Don't worry, got the N-Word License.
Black guy: Lemme see dat...
Black guy: YO YA SHITS EXPIRED
White guy: ...Oh Shit.

by Mr. Enderman April 9, 2019

driver's license

a song written by olivia rodrigo to listen to when you're thinking of your ex (or, for people who are forever alone, crush that dumped you). if listening within a 2 mile radius of an american high school, can make everyone, from ig baddies or abgs to tiktok egirls to even weebs, cry and think about what went wrong in their lives. people call it "basic", but it's really not.

driver's license slaps omg...olivia rodrigo emmy nomination when

my best friend put driver's license on her instagram story again. is she ok?

by 你们都是傻瓜 March 4, 2021

Beard for license

The concept of growing a beard for a license picture so that bouncers and bartenders believe you are older than you actually are. Can then be applied to essentially anything that follows this form of "finesse."

<Friend> Yo were you able to make it into that bar last night? I heard they were being hella strict.
<You> Yeah man. They asked me for my zip code, but luckily I was beard for license.

<Waiter> I'm sorry for the hold up, but I brought you two burgers for your convenience.
<You> Oh thank you
...Turns to friends...
<You> That shit was beard for licence as fuckkkkkkkkk

...Sees guy with beard...
<You> Yo you think that guy is beard for license?

...Turns to friend...
<You> Dude, are you even beard for license?

by BFLkindaguy November 4, 2018

drivers license

the masterpiece of a song by olivia rodrigo. in zed song she subtly shades her rumored ex, joshua basset.

“have you heard drivers license by olivia rodrigo? shit goes crazy.”

by tired toe cramp January 10, 2021

Chester road license

Chester road license - A term used by rural nova scotians, particularly in the valley region, to describe a fictional type of drivers license used by motor vehicle owners or operators who do not own a valid drivers license of any kind or currently have the license suspended and may or may not be intoxicated at the time of operation.

The term is believed to have originated in the late 1990's after an increase of traffic offenses occurring on the section of highway 14 connecting Windsor, Hants County, and Chester, Lunenburg County.

Chester road license

- "I have the right to travel sir, this is my automobile. This is not a motor vehicle, its private property."

- "Tow the car. I don't give a fuck. You can't take my Chester road license."

- "Yeah just let me get the stereo, and I'll grab the battery right quick too for the next one. Alright thanks guys see you next time."

- "Everyone has a Chester rd. License. Its part of who you are, its in your soul and I don't care how much you have to drink You can't suspend a mans soul."

by toyota hants co. January 16, 2013

bareback license

Medical certificate indicating freedom from STD.

Got the tests done today and should have my bareback license in about a week.

by James Randall June 29, 2007

Off-License

A place (in the UK) where you can purchase alcoholic beverages for consumption "off the premises". As opposed to a Pub, Inn or Bar, which holds a license to sell alcohol for consumption on the premises. Often referred to as "the off'y" Many Pubs or Inns also sell alcohol for consumption off the premises too, but charge what they would have charged if it was sold piecemeal over the bar. (Then it would be called pricey or dear.

I'm off to the off-license (or off'y) to get a bottle of Grouse, you want bitches want summut? (apply English Accent)

by Mr Modus February 21, 2012