Liberal

A very entitled person, usually well educated in gender studies or lesbian dance theory. They believe you are worthless in a argument unless you went to Berkeley.
Guy: What did Trump say that was racist?

Liberal: lolol What?! Dude like, he said we need to watch out for Muslims coming into the country.

Guy: You mean after ISIS said they were going to infiltrate Muslim refugee camps?

Liberal: F U fascist!!!!
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a person who doesn't mind killing an unborn baby but cringes at the thought of killing a convicted murderer or rapist
common Liberal quote "Its okay to have that abortion, its nothing like the death penalty its just an innocent baby"
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In the United States, a Liberal is:

1. Someone who kills babies.

2. A terrorist.

3. An idiot.

4. A Nancy boy.

5. Someone who wishes they were European.

6. Someone who loves/idolizes criminals.

7. Someone who feels that others shouldn't reserve the right to defend themselves.

8. Someone who does drugs.

9. Someone who likes to blame all of the world's problems on people who have money.

10. A mouth-breather.

11. Someone who suffers from pompous indignation.

12. Someone who believes everything their professor tells them.

13. Someone with no motor/mechanical skills.

14. Someone who doesn't know anything about money.

15. Someone who values the life of a tree or a dumb animal over the life of another human being, unless said human being happens to be a dangerous criminal, of course.

16. A Democrat.

Fun Fact: Most Liberals are only Liberals until about the age of 25, then they start to grow up.
Fuck Liberals and Democrats. The Jackass is an appropriate symbol.
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someone so open minded their brain has fallen out
jill: i love being a liberal it means i'm open minded to all ideas
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Liberal
noun - a person who thinks that somehow, everyone can be on welfare and that its not their problem to worry about where the money comes from, because its not like they have jobs. seem to believe that history is either wrong or doesnt exist

adjective- empty headed, lazy, racist
majority act like spoiled little bratty girls who think the world is there to serve them
noun -

Bill "Did you know global warming is destroying our planet and hunters are killing thousands of species sforever?"

Bob "What are you, some kind of liberal idiot that believes everything Al Gore writes? Open a fucking history book"
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Modern liberalism in America is simply not true liberalism. it is actually closer to statism. Statism is the idea that the state should control and regulate aspects of life. Liberalism, in its originally intended form, as described by Henry Thoreau, is exactly the same as modern conservatism. Conservatism in the United States is the conservation of the Founding Father's liberalism, classical liberalism. modern liberalism is simply statism and socialism.
"...liberalism is a misnomer for the liberals. If we were back in the days of the Revolution, so-called conservatives today would be the Liberals and the liberals would be the Tories." -Ronald Reagan
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Liberalism is a political and moral philosophy based on liberty, consent of the governed, and equality before the law.Liberals espouse a wide array of views depending on their understanding of these principles, but they generally support limited government, individual rights (including civil rights and human rights), capitalism (free markets), democracy, secularism, gender equality, racial equality, internationalism, freedom of speech, freedom of the press and freedom of religion. Yellow is the political colour most commonly associated with liberalism.

Today many people confuses liberalism with social-liberalism - leftist kind of liberalism that formed in the late XX century.
Bob: Democratic party is not liberal! It's social-liberal!
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