lebanon is the greatest country ever, birthplace of St. Sharbel, vacation spot of me, sharbel
italian and syrian kid: i wish i was lebanese

sharbel: i no u do, its great
by sharbel January 26, 2004
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The little country that could.
The greatest country you'll never step foot in.
The right country, at the wrong place at the wrong time, always.

Plagued with old as well as new religious conflicts it has never asked to be a part of, egotistical, shitheaded neighbours involved in endless dick contests, useless leaders leading an equally useless corrupt government, and a population whose superficial minority overshadows the most kindhearted and generous people you can ever meet, this country was never given a chance to shine the way only the lebanese know it can shine.

Lebanon managed to glow despite previous destruction. It will glow again despite this one. May it one day find the peace it deserves.
Lebanon is the prime example of a playground intended for its children, but turned into one for overzealous criminals.
by G.A.A. July 24, 2006
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A great place to be!

So exciting, great food,
The people are very nice there!
EXCEPT the driving i will never drive there it is too scary, but seems fun to always honk!

Too bad there is a war now! Stupid Israels!!!!
If you wanna travel anywhere where would it be?

Of course Lebanon!
by Celinee July 23, 2006
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Tinas Country..
holla
i wish i was from lebanon

yes you do....
by Tina January 25, 2004
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Lebanon is a beautiful country and everyone there is very nice although there has been too many wars and people killed but Lebanese people had nothing to do with it
Adam: are you going to Lebanon this year, I can’t wait I just want the go already

Ali: no I’m goong next year though and ikr Lebanon is beautiful
by Japrose May 18, 2018
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Lebanon: the sort of thing you would use to sort out your bake and rake,from your shake and bake..wen its all confusing and back to front..lebanon will sort it out fo sho!
Lebanon:
two ticks and a shake of a tail this guy got it goin on pure badass genious..everybody wants to mate with this freak of nature,he is as cool as a cat,smooth as a tree bark totally phresh and will fuck you up bad if you dare cross him..
he is not co - cky and will stick up for his foes wen needed,but dont fuck wit this kid he will fuck you rite up!!!!
so if you down with this nigger everything is gonna go ur way,if u aint YOU IN FOR A WORLD OF SHIT.BITCH.
by IMMAFUCKUUPBITCHHHHHASSMOFO October 20, 2010
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Small town in southern Maine, right on the border of New Hampshire. No police station, no fancy lines on the roads or sidewalks, volunteer fire department. Excellent place to grow up and raise Hell.
+Where you from, Man?

=Lebanon.

+The country? God damn...

=Naw dude, Lebanon, Me.

+Awww sweet, you must like lobster huh?

=Fuck off.
by pgreenlaw January 27, 2011
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