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Lactard

Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence
"Meg, just take a sip of this milk"
"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"
by jake826 May 6, 2006
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Laxtard

A screwup, to make a mistake due to incompetence
I hate working with Mark, he is such a laxtard
by Djl490 April 7, 2020
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Lactard

one who is lactose intolerant and receives constant mocking form their friends for it. Lactard
When I eat dairy it explodes out of my ass. I am a Lactard
by halflactarded September 1, 2009
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Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant
"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"
by miss_niss July 29, 2008
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lactard

a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products
cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits
by locket September 8, 2006
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lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.
Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.
by Daisy Face May 9, 2007
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latard

A way to say later, but better. Evolved from the word latar invented by wordsmith Gitta.
Carl - latar jg
bumbobway - latard
by bumbobway January 4, 2007
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