Lampshade

Makes a great hat. You should try it sometime!

Person 1: Nice hat! Where did you get it?
Person 2: Ummmm... my house?
Person 1: So you made it?
Person 2: IT'S A LAMPSHADE YOU IDIOT

by nobodycantellhehehe January 10, 2021

lampshade

insertion of a cranium into a vagina. spread labia lips apart w/ hand and smash head inside.

Galvy - what kind of Gel are you using?
Badia - actually it's slime left from last night, I wore my GF like a fuggin hat
Galvy - you mean you gave her a lampshade?
Badia - safe.

by The Pinky Pig October 30, 2006

lampshade

Insulting slang for a Jewish person. According to an urban legend, the Nazis used skin from concentration-camp victims to make lampshades.

David: I am sick of these Palestinian suicide bombers killing my people.

Hans: And I'm sick of your constant bitching. Walk it off, lampshade.

by oozing_santorum August 4, 2007

Lampshade Brigade

When you're doing the hanky panky with a girl and then you make cumzies all over her face. You then put a lampshade on her head and turn on a black light so her face illuminates with cum. Then you pull out you gun and shoot her in the cunt.

I lampshade brigade, you lampshade brigade, we all lampshade brigade. Dookie Donkage!

by SpewtalBroccis August 9, 2019

Lampshade

A woman who pretends to be the significant other to a gay male in order to hide his sexuality. Also known as a beard.

"Samantha was totally Michael's lampshade at his grandmother's 80th birthday party!"

by Kam Michards August 4, 2016

Bear and Lampshade

Bear and Lampshade is a duo(?) of strange geeks who make fast complex videogame influenced IDM and Breakcore style music and draw strange cartoons of goats, bears, lampshades, goats, and "snowmans".

Bear and Lampshade's music is way too weird and nerdy for picking up chicks, unless the girl is into that stuff. (World needs more of those girls)

by Lunargoose May 16, 2009

lampshade

jewish skin that german soldiers used as lampshades.

i skinned crum and mcnac and made them into a lampshade

by mack January 18, 2004