Lama tool

An Ak-47, uses 7.62 mm rounds, kills people.

Dude was a damn fool, made me have to pull out my Lama tool.

by Dty86 May 17, 2008

Homie Lama

An ascended sentient being of astronomical powers to know about planet alignments. He is the sole survivor of the ancient Homie-Lama race originating from the planet Earth. Little is known about him except the fact that he mysteriously appears on the ship whenever the solar system's planets align.

Homie Lama seems to have some sort of connection with Hohenheim of Light as he is able to look directly at the sun for extended periods of time, while only seeing Hohenheim smiling at him due to his ability to understand light.

Mysterious Homie Lama quotes:

"When all the planets align, homie lama will be on the ship"

"The sun is the ultimate teaching of Hohenheim, when you understand light, you will be granted access to seeing the sun for extended periods of time"

"The current and 8th preacher of Hohenheim, Max Lim, is the only known non-ascended being who understands light and can therefore see the sun. I hereby declare you to be called Max Lim of Light"

by Hohenheim of Light February 2, 2010

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Dalai Lama

The absolute, undisputed best

No one's skills are better than mine. I'm the Dalai Lama

by Dr Vegas February 16, 2005

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brown lama

When a man or women eats another humans ass out and stores the anal fluid and shit in there mouth, while they bend there partner over and spit it on their back like a lama spitting.

Charlie gave Gabriel the brown lama last, night she stunk like shit all day today.

by spittfire1207 April 15, 2009

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