dick-lackingnesia

when the female does not get enough/any dick and gets mad over it.

"this bitch got dick-lackingnesia."

by junkiezz January 27, 2022

Lacking to Packing

Lacking to Packing discribes the Ugly Duckling Effect. Normally when a woman goes from being ugly to becoming really hot. It can also discibe when a women obtains certian features such as breasts, or an ass.

Kyle: Have you seen Jessica's new implants?
Victor: No, Why?
Kyle: She has gone Lacking to Packing!
Victor: Damn, dawg!

by RevKB May 2, 2008

mayonnaise-packeting

When a girl asks, during sex, to receive the man's load on her, after the man has (or is currently) cumming into a condom, but not wanting to disappoint, the man distracts the girl and squeezes the contents of the now soiled condom onto the girl.

"Dude.. i can't believe you gave her a mayonnaise-packeting last night!!!"

by D. "Sha Nay Nay" Footle August 3, 2007

lactating turtle

an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think

"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"

by dairon December 18, 2008

lacking

to try to flip some dope , but not be able to , over your head

man that dude on the corner is lackin yo , he aint sold sh!t all day

by splankinberry August 11, 2003

Lacking

A sport created by the mortal gods of humanity, Niall and Abdul. This game will not only improve your senses to the maximum capacity it will also heighten your capability in anything you lack.

How its played is you score a point whenever you land a two handed palm down slap on someone's shoulders. This sport is not to be played by the weak minded.

THE REWARD FOR CATCHING SOMEOE LACKING IS UTTER JOY

Just don't get caught LACKING next time

by habdín November 21, 2020

Laceing my cherries

hip new phrase for "shitting on my balls" which may replace "pulling my leg".

-dude i just got a PS3 yesterday!

-yeah right quit Laceing my cherries...

by Brandon McPheeters February 9, 2009