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Lama Glama 

The official scientific classification name of llamas, because of course it is. The brave naturalists that classified the llama chose this name because llamas are clearly glamorous fuckers. Have you seen these things? They only exist as domesticated animals because they demand and deserve to be treated like queens and be adored by all. All hail the Lama Glama, the most glamorous of all species. Do not question this definition...it’s science.

And yeah, it’s llama with two “L”s and lama glama with one “L” because llamas don’t give a shit what you think.
Lama glamas are always walking all proper and tall and fluffy and glamorous like they are the fucking Queen of England.
Lama Glama by Llamas 4 lyfe November 29, 2020
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Lama tool 

An Ak-47, uses 7.62 mm rounds, kills people.
Dude was a damn fool, made me have to pull out my Lama tool.
Lama tool by Dty86 May 17, 2008

lama mi met

hebrew -
translation: why, who die.
an answer, used when someone asked to do somthing he refuse to do.
" please, clean the room"
"lama, mi met?"
lama mi met by Benny Tavory April 3, 2005
Lama is Gay she likes girls
Lama Gay by Lama Gay October 7, 2019

lama slave 

An ugly ass peace of shit blocky lookin annoying ass cunt that roams around outside your fuckin house like the Bitch runs the place. Making weird ass noises while you're trying to sleep. Only reason you're not gonna chop that fuckers head off with your axe is because your girlfriend loves animals. A lama slave is just a bitch. A straight ass ugly motherfucker
IF THIS LAMA SLAVE DOESNT GET OFF MY PROPERTY IM GONNA SHOOT HIM IN HIS SAGGY BALL SACK
lama slave by F%CKLAMAS July 26, 2017

Lama Internet 

The personification of the vast amount Tibetan Buddhist teaching available on the internet.
Since moving, I no longer have access to a guru, so I'll just go online and ask Lama Internet.