Mental Lubrication

The use of intelligent and interesting fact-filled conversation to entice a member of the opposite sex. When used effectively, potential partners will only stop the conversant when they go in for a kiss.

His mental lubrication was so effective that their discussion of war strategy and post-modern architecture got his girlfriend so horny he didn't even get a chance to tell her about steam locomotives from the 1880s.

by plettster February 25, 2020

Emotional lubricant

someone who uses deeply emotional or stressful trauma to gain an intimate friendship through manipulation.

Don't forget to apply your emotional lubricant when talking to _______.

by Raven2007 April 3, 2011

Creative Lubricant

Alcohol; especially for artists.

I was having difficulty writing my new novel, so I decided to indulge in some creative lubricant.

by RickC84 January 3, 2015

social lubrication

social lubrication takes place when two or more people get together and have a few drinks and things start to flow much easier than without..drops the inhibitions

The two couples were experiencing social lubrication in the hot tub after many margaritas when the blood started running to lower extremities...

by cerne March 24, 2009

oral lubricant

Gravy or any kind of sauce to accompany a meal.

The beef is dry. It needs some oral lubricant.

by nkp February 8, 2008

"hormonal lubricant"

A fluid of varying colour and viscosity, from brown and chunky to green and runny. This fluid is excreted from the areola when the nipple is squeezed. Beware! if "hormonal lubricant" is built up it can become projectile and has a nasty habit of getting in the eyes of innocent bystanders.It is important that you test your self for this malady. The next time your in the shower grab hold of the area around your nipple and squeeze, directing pressure towards the areola(not applicable if you are pregnant or a cow). If you test positive for HLM ("hormonal lubricant" malady) seek professional help right away.

Harry: Ohh look my nipples are all ridgy, i'll squeeze them...
The Guys: why?
Harry: I can make "hormonal lubricant" come out!
**Squeezes nipples HLM comes out, sprays crowd**
Everyone else: Ewwwww thats vomitastic

by Hans Brix May 23, 2006

Friendship Lubricant

Alcohol used to lighten the mood

"Fluttershy downed her 15th shot of Friendship Lubricant."

by DJ BR0N3 March 12, 2012