Lollipop

Frigid Bitchy Cunt

Well aren't you a fucking lollipop?

by AHG Fan March 18, 2009

lollipop hammer

A lollipop hammer is a dick with a large mushroom head that when erect is used to bash someone in the face with, usually during oral intercourse.

"Tom whacked his lollipop hammer all over Amy's face, before she licked it to completion."

by chaunpop January 2, 2014

Pink Lollipop

When you suck on a male's dick long enough it turns pink

"I'm gonna give you pink lollipop tonight."

by HydraLegendz January 7, 2016

Lollipop Gang Bang

A gang bang involving 3 or more midgets who may or may not be dressed up like munchkins from the lollipop guild in "The Wizard of Oz."

The lollipop gang bang ended tragically when an obese woman crushed one of the midgets who was attempting to pleasure her.

by Adizzledonkey February 21, 2011

Lowlips

Slang term for the Vagina. Specifically the Labia. Has come into use more recently and is deemed less vulgar. However, it may still be called profane.

He played with her lowlips till she was ready to explode.

by Domora November 7, 2006

Lollipop Balls

While in the middle of receiving fellatio excellence, your smashpiece places your balls in their mouth, sucks them and pulls until they break the suction creating a "pop" sound.

Right as I was about to cum, Snooki gave me lollipop balls and I shot like a sniper.

by the real Jewcy September 9, 2015

Lichtensteiner lollipop

a sexual act in which a load is dumped in a fedora, which is then proceeded to be worn during coitus. During coitus, a midget stands on the shoulders of the man, and a hole must be cut in the fedora so the midget may fit his shaft in the fedora, encasing it in fecal matter. More layers of midgets and fedoras may be added. While this is happening, the male inserts a lollipop into the hole in his dick, stick first, and the female gives him oral. The female may have midgets on her back too. Meanwhile, the female is to give anal to a male platypus. Male platypi are known to have venomous spurs on the inner thigh, and as the platypus is probably scared and confused by the entire event, it will use the spurs to incapacitate the female while she is sucking the lollipop. The platypus may also be wearing a hat. During all this, the female has several gay men giving her manicures and pedicures and perms. The female also lays on an overturned cactus during all of this, and the back and forth motions rip up her internal organs, which are then feasted upon by the gay men, the midgets, and the platypus. The man may not parttake in the feast, or else it wouldn't be a lichtensteiner lolipop. He must instead commit ritual suicide with a toaster in a bathtub, lolipop still inserted.

Duuuuude, I gave shaniqa a lichtensteiner lollipop earlier!

wait- then shouldn't you be dead?

Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.

by jamal_the_pirate August 6, 2010