by Mel Mel December 24, 2015
ME: Hey :)
YOU: Hey:}
ME: Wanna see this really amazing thing?
YOU: okay...
ME: ~~~lol~~~
YOU: ....
ME: its a man drowning!
YOU: how old are you, 3?
YOU: Hey:}
ME: Wanna see this really amazing thing?
YOU: okay...
ME: ~~~lol~~~
YOU: ....
ME: its a man drowning!
YOU: how old are you, 3?
by GeordieGirl23 May 08, 2011
by InternetIgnorance February 03, 2017
The term used that is slightly nicer than saying, "Now that just wasn't funny." Not to be confused with 'lol' alone, without a period.
by colsbby May 04, 2009
A term commonly used on the internet when you're not really paying attention, or have nothing to say.
Person: Man, my grandma died today. I'm totally bummed.
Me: lol
Person: Today was boring.
*10 minutes later*
Me: Lol.
Me: lol
Person: Today was boring.
*10 minutes later*
Me: Lol.
by Redux August 21, 2005
by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022
(n.) A drowning man. On some of the more literacy-conscious chatrooms, whenever anyone (usually a n00b) says lol, they are invariably greeted with cries of "Oh no! He's drowning!" or something of the like. The lol is a drowning man, his head (the 'o') and upraised arms (the two 'l's) visible above the water line. There have been numerous attempted positive spins on this meme, like the Headshot of Someone at a Party Theory, or the He's Not Drowning- He's Just Cheering Theory, etc., but none of them have really taken hold like the Drowning Man Theory. There are also numerous text variations, supporting various theories. Ex: *lol* is a variation on the Cheering Theory, where the cheerer has somehow obtained a pair of pom-poms, and ~~~lol~~~^~~~ is a yet more ominous version of Drowning Man, for, as you can see, there is clearly a shark slicing through the stormy waves towards the hapless lol. Prevent this slaughter of innocent swimmers. Don't lol.
In a chatroom:
n00b: haha lol
Regular: Oh noes! A drowning man!
In real life (ish):
Bob: Well, this is a pleasant day to walk along the beach *sees man drowning* Oh no! A lol!
n00b: haha lol
Regular: Oh noes! A drowning man!
In real life (ish):
Bob: Well, this is a pleasant day to walk along the beach *sees man drowning* Oh no! A lol!
by Not Dead Yet July 26, 2010