lachlan

The guy who always sits around and does nothing while his "friends" do all his work for him.

OMG, his name is actually Lachlan

by Kyle345 November 16, 2016

lachlan

Someone who likes to admire the size of male dogs testicles

Lachlan: "Wow look at the size of Rosco's balls. THEY'RE HUGE!!!!"

by L337 H4X0R March 15, 2003

Lachlan

Usually a short boy with a small dick. This name is for the whitest of white boys and is usually used for kids with a shitty past and future.

Do you know that lachlan kid? The one with a small dick? Yeah that one

by Mia Enh November 07, 2019

Lachlan

Lachlan is the type of person who is friendly and loyal to other people. He is the one kid who is positive and cheerful every single day. His happy attitude is what makes people have a good day. He is also the hard-working person who tries to get stuff done. However, as nice as he is, Lachlan is one person who you should not ever antagonise due to his sensitive nature. If provoked, he will be prone to very powerful outbursts that makes you wish that you never existed.

Person 1: Do you see this kid over here?
Person 2: Oh yes, that's Lachlan. He's a nice and happy kid who will have your back.
Person 1: What happens if someone provokes him?
Person 2: If you antagonise him in anyway, he'll make sure that you wished that you never existed. He has a large temper that terrifies people. So whatever you do, just be nice to him.

by ColonelSummers April 29, 2021

Lachlan

Lachlan is just the best person ever. Hes got a huge cock and lots of money and everyone wants to be him. There have been reports of people praying to lachlan instead of jesus.

Oh heavenly father, lachlan, please grant me the strength to slay puss and be a sick cunt.

by Definitelynotlachlan November 22, 2021

Lachlan

Lachlan, where do I begin with Lachlan. When you first meet them they might come across as quiet and soft-spoken, but that is only the very tippy-top of Lachlan. They're some of the most radiant and precious people in the world. With their amazing taste in music and impeccable talent, they can easily serenade you with their charm and music. Lachlan is one of the most down to earth and genuine person who you will ever meet, no matter what they will make it their mission to make you smile, they're some of the funniest people with a smile and laugh oh so sweet. And their eyes, WOW their eyes, you honestly will need a map to help you not get lost in them. Lachlan is, wonderful, incredible, warm, splendid, beautiful, amazingly talented, passionate, humourous, determined, and most importantly, will love you unconditionally.

Person 1: Hey who's that?
Person 2: Oh that? That's Lachlan, he's absolutely splendid and he is the BEST at serenading!!!

Person 1: WOW whoever ends up with Lachlan must be some incredibly lucky person

by sumza February 19, 2022

Lachlan

A firm decisive man which makes strong and courageous decisions with a horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds and has the might of Thor’s hammer

But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits

Hey there’s Lachlan with the horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds

by Alex565 November 23, 2021