kung fu money

money that's spent all in one go - usually on a good timin' night out

We're going down the pub, bring your kung fu money

by Tim Wells September 5, 2003

Kung Fu Pussy

When you're ejaculating you shout "Skadoosh" and then salute the photo of Jack black hung above your bed.

Man I totally did a Kung Fu Pussy Last night

by Ayayyyyy July 29, 2019

Kung Fu Grip

When a women has the ability to make a man orgasm in a few seconds.

by JON M. S. May 29, 2003

Kung Fu Necktie

Kung Fu Necktie:
- 1. - (v.) - During a blowjob, just prior to ejaculation, the guy pulls his penis out of the girls mouth, karate chops her and cums on her neck.

-2.- (n.) - A hipster bar in the Fisthtown section of Philadelpia patroned by the the once regular crowd of Johnny Brendas.

Jill: "So what happened with that girl last night?"
Ed: " I totally gave her a kung fu necktie!"

by InkaDink January 24, 2011

kung fu panda

Probably the coolest movie ever to exist, comes out on June 6, 2008.

Omg,,,, look I got Kung Fu Panda cereal!!!!

Omg,,, I'm like sooooo jealous of you!

I know!!!

by EmilyFaid May 24, 2008

Kung-Fu Hustle

Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.

Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.

by Jack February 28, 2005

Kung Fu Jimmy

A person who engages in deceptive acts under an assumed name or identity.

"Is this guy for real or is he a Kung Fu Jimmy?

by Bigmamma23 July 9, 2011