Koi-Kun

The most smol bean in existence. The one smol bean that we must protecc.

We must protect Koi-Kun, he is so smol and cute!

by ThatFujoshi November 2, 2020

Koi Boy

A severely amazing, blissful, underrated song by god himself, the legend Jack Stauber.

Person 1: "You're such a koi boy."
Person 2: "What-"

by Miss Connie <3 April 9, 2023

Koi Pond

To have receive oral sex from a large group of women at one time, so that when you cum they will look like koi fish emerging for feeding.

I got those chicks in a koi pond last night, they fought for my load like a handful of breadcrumbs

by Hubert Swineherder August 12, 2011

Koi Fish

(noun) A shy person.

Background: Koi is a homonym with coy, which means shy.

E: Don't be koi fish now. Call me sometime baby.

by metal fingerz June 27, 2009

Koi Karp

A warcry used by fuedal Japanese Samurai.

-Samurai#1 lunges towards the enemy, katana in hand-
Samurai#1: "KOI KARP!!"

by SOONEIYT January 22, 2006

Koi Pond

When you get a group of 5 or more women together who are hot for your cock and make them fight for it simultaneously until they get every last drop of your tasty treats. (similar to Koi fish fighting for bread cumbs.)

Hey girls, would you like to participate in a Koi Pond? - Girls: "What's that?" - I'm glad you asked!

by Henry J. Swindlestacks III Esq August 12, 2011

Koi No Yokan

best goddamn album ever its 100% better than white pony and if you like it you are super cool

person one: what is your favorite album
person two: koi no yokan
person one: OMG YOU ARE SO HOT

by bawls in yo jaws November 23, 2021